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A fine time was had by Woodinville
Rotarians and their ‘main squeezes’. Fitz’ Sock Hoppery on Airport Way in
Everett was decorated in turquoise & pink twisted crepe paper,
balloon festoons, 45 rpm records and photos of hotties like Natalie Wood
& Steve McQueen. A
14’ long buffet with a tureen of hot n’ spicy meatballs, pizza,
crudités, spring rolls and an assortment of meats & cheeses were
provided to keep the dancer’s strength up.
Cookies at the end of the evening provided just the right amount
of sustenance for the trip home. The
men’s room even had a brown paper bag wrapped ‘chaperone antidote’
with small cups for those feeling stressed from the over-exuberant
authorities. Poodle shirts, white socks, flat top
hair-do, saddle-shoes and those crazy glasses that come to an upswept
point were the rule. Dance-master Nathan Fontes (premierballroomdance.com)
taught the eager 18 couples the finer point of the swing.
The women were rotated after each pointer so that the guys
wouldn’t get too comfortable and frisky.
Jared Betton of Mister J Mobile Dance Music Service (misterjmusic.com)
provided tunes, commentary and the sound system. Dance Finalist included Fitz & June,
Truglios (’65), Pam & Ryan Johnstone, Dolans and Whitsells.
The Whitsells won “Best Dressed’’ with the Dolans taking
top honors for dancing. This
reporter is sworn to secrecy as to how they danced so well.
Some attendees felt younger than they were as was displayed in the Limbo competition. Elna Duffield, Susan and Analese Webster were in it to the bitter end with WHS Sr Analese smoking the competition. Too darn flexible.
Professional chaperones Vicki & Blake
Puckett and deputies Analese and Francia were very busy giving detention
referrals to numerous delinquents.
Infractions ran from ogling to public displays of affection to
obscene hip thrusts to mooning the principal.
WHS principal Puckett even brought her ‘drunk stick’ a ‘for
real’ alcohol detector built into a flashlight.
Rumor has it the stick was super sensitive picking up
everyone’s Purell. This event must have been co-sponsored by Gordy Green, chiropractor extraordinaire, as his office was surely packed the next day. Your Rotary Reporter Baaab Russell |
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