| DUI
Joe . . . five marbles remain
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Art
Haines your Rotary Reporter this issue
TUESDAY, May 29 -- The Woodinville Rotary convened on a
beautiful late spring morning after the Memorial Day weekend.
If the low attendance for our meeting was any indication,
our members seemed to have enjoyed, perhaps to excess, the
weekend.
President
Gary opened the meeting with a hearty “Good Morning” and led
us in the flag salute. Chris
Boland risked the deity’s wrath when he found a way to mix the
invocation with what some might call gratuitous promotion of his
alma mater to the east. We will return to Mr. Boland later in this report.
Gary and Al led us in a rousing version of “Blue Skies”, the
first time in ages that this song reflected the meteorological
reality outside.
Nikki reported on a long weekend that included more activity
than most humans pack into a month.
Friday night she and a small but hearty band of Rotarians
celebrated with an Indian dinner in Woodinville.
Saturday was enough of a breather to get some rest and do
homework. Sunday
and Monday was spent in Seattle at the Folk Life Festival, Pike
Place Market, Seattle Center and what added up to about 20 miles
of walking.
Gary, in his ongoing effort to keep the club guessing what will
be next on the agenda, introduced our speaker DUI Joe (Joseph
Breidenbach) at 7:45. Joe
is a lawyer specializing in DUI cases.
Located in Burien, Joe decided that Woodinville was so
far out in the provinces that he had to break up the journey and
stay in Kirkland for the night.
Fortunately he made the last arduous miles between
Kirkland and Woodinville in plenty of time for his presentation.

Our
Prez appeared dizzy from a barrage of data the club was asked to
absorb from DUI Joe
DUI
Joe used a quiz show format to give us many interesting facts
about DUI and related laws.
Among the scores of factoids we learned, here are the
ones that seemed to be most significant:
·
Chris
Boland knows almost as much about DUI law as does DUI Joe. (Time did not allow us to explore the possible reasons for
this phenomenon.)
·
Women
Rotarians seem to be much more concerned about getting the right
answers to obscure questions than Men Rotarians.
(Of course the women also “won” the “quiz show”.)
·
Under
DUI law we have many rights and a lot of technology.
The problem is that if we exercise those rights, our
driver’s license is suspended and the technology often does
not work.
·
Women
have higher alcohol tolerance than men because men don’t have
enough water in their bodies. (Is that because they drink too
much?)
·
Never drive
after more than one drink – especially if you are a DUI
lawyer.
After several pointed questions from the Grace Wine Lovers
Association, President Gary thanked DUI Joe.
Ever present Chris Boland served as Sergeant at Arms with grace
and good humor. His
only fines were for those Rotarians who did not arise with the
Bothell Landing chickens to set up for the May 23 Scholarship
Breakfast. Your
faithful reporter also reported on his trips to Zion National
Park and Vancouver BC with appropriate donations to the raffle
table. Bill Schink
gave five happy dollars commemorating the Maltby Food Bank’s
Mortgage Burning Party on May 8.
Way to go Maltby Food Bank.
Expectations were high for the marble box with only five marbles
and a $653.00 kitty. Terry
Jarvis baldly predicted that a Grace official would win the
prize again but was unable to pull the white marble when he had
the opportunity.
President Gary reminded us that next week’s meeting would be
the Fifth Tuesday social at Terry Jarvis’ home “within three
minutes of the Grange Hall.”
Sometime before Tuesday night we should receive more explicit
directions(?).
Gary closed the meeting with a fine quote that this reporter was
not able to record or remember.
But it was really good!
--- Respectfully
submitted, Art Haines
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